The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

How's that, sister? My dick is good enough to stick in you

I heard how you fucked my daughter - but a milf is better, check it out

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

I even let my wife mfm (but now count on fmf 🤫)

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

Drunk daughter sucked me off - well, who am I if I don't fuck her, huh?

Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

Neighbor, are you out of your fucking mind, what son am I to you? Come on, I'd rather fuck you

The sisters couldn't wait to compare the guys' cocks - they switched without asking

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

I will not meet 2023 as a virgin, let me fuck a girl

Once a year on New Year's Eve a milf gives it to me, and the creampie lets me

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Convinced the maid that giving to the master was also part of her duties

What the fuck - as soon as I get a huge dick, my dad calls me

Forget about your wife, she's asleep - let me suck your dick

After rimming from asian girls I cum twice - in my mouth and on my tits

Are you done? Now get on your knees and swallow again

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift